A Hundredfold Boost? I Twisted the Shinobi World's Style

On the very first day after transmigrating, Uchiha Xinghuo pulled off two incredible feats:

1. A collision with a toddler Nine-Tails jinchuriki turned him into a “chakra-ton balloon” that floated out of Konoha!

2. He wet himself in public, triggering the [S-Rank Public Humiliation Intimidation Aura] and successfully driving off the school bully!

After binding to the [Ridiculous Enhancement System], Uchiha Xinghuo discovered that as long as he “defeated” a target, whether by knocking them out, crushing their spirit, or accidentally ruining their lives, he could gain a hundredfold ridiculous enhancement of their core ability!

And so the shinobi world began to go off the rails:

Knock out a rat that can walk through walls? Gain [Hundredfold Spatial Affinity]. Six Paths Obito's vaunted Kamui intangibility gets humiliated and sealed with a slap!

Hit a stray cat by the roadside? Learn [Cat-Style Wall Climbing], complete with a chilling catlike yowl. Konoha's walls are no obstacle anymore!

Scare off a gang of bathhouse aunties? [Soul Roar] evolves into [Lion's Roar Surround Sound], striking both body and mind. Even Naruto can only blurt out, “Sugoi!”

Remodel the training-ground hot spring with a sneeze? Become an ecological master in seconds! One stress response turns the old family shack into a [Wood Release: Three-Bedroom Fortress of Magical Plants], and Kakashi's retirement fund is sacrificed on the spot!

When Kaguya tears through space and arrives, asking coldly, “How can you hurt me?”

Xinghuo smiles bashfully. “I just squashed a cockroach yesterday... The System says I now have [Hundredfold Power to Annihilate All Existence].”

Smack! One mighty slap sends the Otsutsuki progenitor flying like a meteor into the surface of the moon.

At last, the System behind the scenes reveals the truth in a ghostly voice:

“Host, stop pretending. I'm actually a ridiculous enhancement device the author uses to pad the word count. Your ‘spectacular’ public humiliation... ahem, battles