Baby, Since When Did Friends with Benefits Come with Responsibility?

Tang Tang's two biggest relationship disasters:

1. At 18, she got carried away and hooked up with Zhang Liang, a scumbag.

2. After her divorce, she let loose and kissed a clingy puppy-like young man.

Outside the civil affairs bureau, Tang Tang put her hands on her hips and yelled, “Zhang Liang! You shameless jerk! I got together with you when I was 18, and you still cheated on me? Did a dog eat your conscience?”

Zhang Liang rolled his eyes. “If you had any self-respect, would you have gotten together with me at 18?”

That comeback completely short-circuited the eight years of lovestruck idiocy in her brain.

Great. Not only was the jerk a cheater, he had a mouth on him, too!

But it didn't matter. To get in good with his female boss, he voluntarily walked away with nothing. Tang Tang scored an eight-figure divorce settlement and got rich overnight!

Clutching her eight-figure bank card, Tang Tang laughed until she cried.

Love? What a load of crap!

After that, she spent her days soaking up the glitz and glamour of nightclubs.

A young man blushingly approached her, timidly calling her “big sister.”

His youthful features were so clean-cut, and the puppyish boy's face was as red as a tomato. He looked so easy to bully.

Her lust got the better of her. She grabbed him by the collar and kissed him, determined to show him that a big sister's fun was beyond his imagination!

How great was it to keep a cute young guy? Give him money, have fun with him, and don't talk about feelings. Perfect!

Until one day, the puppy suddenly transferred a huge sum of money to her and said earnestly, “Big sister, from now on, I'll be your man. I'll take care of you!”

Tang Tang jumped in fright, nearly dropping her glass of red wine.

“Buddy, do you know what keeping to the terms of a deal means? Didn't we agree on nothing beyond kissing, with no lifelong commitment?!”

She was so scared she packed her bags that very night, determined to take what she wanted and leave without a second thought. Time to run!