Who Says Simps Never Get Their Day in the Sun? This Puppy Won't Buy It

Jiang Jiang Hao had always known that her best friend Song Yao had a handsome younger brother. But Song Yao had something bothering her lately: she suspected her aloof boy was gay.

Then one day, at the handsome younger brother’s eighteenth birthday party, Jiang Jiang Hao had a little to drink, and through a series of coincidences, her resolve crumbled.

The boy she’d turned into a man lay in her arms, on the verge of tears as he said she didn’t need to take responsibility. He even declared that he wanted to be her sweet little puppy.

Song Yao, Song Yao, how am I supposed to tell you? Your brother isn’t just straight, he’s very, very straight. He really puts all that energy to use on me.