
Sharp-Tongued Uncle Wang Takes Me Along to Gossip
毒舌王大爷带我一起吃瓜
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 310k Words
- Genre
- Modern Romance
- Subgenre
- Modern Romance High-Concept
- Updated
- 3mo ago
- Source
- Fanqie
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The author understands the essence of "Internet cool writing", the pace is so fast, and the reversals are so many. The whole process was filled with soaring adrenaline and abdominal muscles cramped by laughter. Especially the sentence "No CP, because CP affects eating melons" is simply sober in the world! In the face of an absolute melon-eating career, love brain? Doesn't exist! No matter what kind of CP, there is no greater joy than teaming up with my niece to "remove harm for the people" (and eat melon by the way). I will recommend this book to everyone around me. I always love passionate and vivid writing. The plot of the whole book is very compact and the writing is very good! ! ! I feel like the only drawback is that it's not finished yet! ! ! I love it so much! ! ! ! I want to watch your new plot every day, just like following a favorite TV series. Every episode makes me excited and I can't wait to know what will happen next! Let's work together and look forward to more surprises!
The author of "Orange Cat Overwhelms the Kang" has constructed a quite novel combination of characters: a vicious-tongued retired man with a soft heart and Lin Xiaoyue, his niece's nanny who is capable of fighting and resisting. This kind of partnership between young and old brings a sense of joy. The biggest highlight of the book is the setting of the "eating melon system". The protagonist punishes the best by predicting gossip information. Not only is the pace fast, but the slap-in-the-face plot is also very relaxing. The comments in the introduction such as "play it lightly" make people smile. If you like daily stories that are lighthearted, humorous, and full of fireworks, this book is definitely not to be missed.
, Easy to decompress and read. Retired uncle Wang Tiezhu is bound to the melon-eating system and comes with a poisonous tongue buff. He is paired with Lin Xiaoyue, the niece who has a full force value to protect his shortcomings, forming a contrasting partner of "a strong-mouthed king + violent output". The old man relies on mind-reading to accurately explode people's hearts, and every sentence he criticizes touches people's hearts, and slaps in the face never happen overnight; the heroine punches gangsters, slaps evil women, and cooperates with the old man to clean up all kinds of strange things. The plot is fast-paced and densely packed with exciting moments. It includes both the brutal stuff in the workplace and in life, as well as the warmth of small characters joining forces to fight evil and promote good. The contrast between the vicious tongue-lashing and the violent defense of shortcomings is full, and the funny and exciting points are intertwined. You can follow the updates without using your brain. It is an excellent tool to relieve stress during the book shortage.
If you feel that you have been under a lot of pressure recently, I highly recommend reading this book. You don't need to carry any mental burden, it's just fun. While pretending to be a slap in the face, it is actually making up for the shortcomings of reality. Many things that happen in the story have prototypes in reality, but when I think about it carefully, I feel a deep sense of powerlessness. Others laugh at you because you are too crazy, and you laugh at them because they cannot see through it. Although this article is still joyful in general, why do I feel that it has touched the core of tragedy, which is the helplessness of small people and ordinary people when they face people and things without a bottom line. Personal opinion, different opinions, overall, it is worth watching.
Suddenly one day I was bound to the melon eating system. Mind-reading + melon-eating + brainless cool writing) If you don't accept it, do it and slap you in the face. It's a real slap in the face and a crushing blow to the bones. Good-looking [love][love][love](●♡∀♡)
A very favorite novel. The venomous uncle + the sassy niece, eating melons and writing the ceiling. There are no cliché CP routines, just pure fun. The subject matter is novel and unique, the writing is delicate and smooth, and the plot is coherent and reasonable, making it hard to put down. Love it, love it, support the author, give the author crazy shout-outs [send heart][send heart][send heart]
This book is amazing! Retired man Wang Tiezhu was accidentally bound to the "melon-eating system", and from then on he was so happy that he was slapped in the face. From the death scene of being "kissed unconscious" by a pig, to the shocking scene of tearing apart a poisonous matchmaker and exposing a serial killer, every chapter is full of laughter and excitement. The protagonist is eloquent, the supporting characters are all vivid, and it is full of suspense + humor + community fireworks. See how Uncle Tiezhu uses the system to conquer all the people in the city and do justice for heaven. After reading it in one sitting, you can't stop at all! Highly recommended, it's worth it!
The protagonist in the book has a very tense partnership with Uncle Wang, an old man and a young man. One is the nanny Lin Xiaoyue who is extremely powerful, and the other is a melon-eating intelligence agent who takes command. The plot focuses on fast-paced slaps in the face and hilarious exchanges, and the non-blood relationship setting makes the interaction full of endless reverie. If you are tired of the routine of suffering and hatred and want to have some fun and relax, this book is definitely not to be missed.
A poisonous-tongued uncle paired with an extremely powerful man to protect his short-lived niece, this contrasting pair is so awesome! It is an easy and relaxing read, the plot is fast-paced, the funny bits are dense, and the slaps in the face never happen overnight. It is simply an excellent "electronic pickle" during the book shortage period.
Retired Uncle Wang started the melon-eating system, and the first melon was his own social death. Fortunately, the mind-reading skills provided by the system made him stronger and stronger. The plot is about to take off, and the twists and turns are so ridiculous that it makes readers laugh until they have cramps. It is a very enjoyable and refreshing novel.