A Five-Year-Old Plays with a Gourd and Storms the Golden Triangle

1993, the Golden Triangle. A sea of poppies and a breeding ground for crime.

Lei Ting, a special police officer who had been undercover for three years, was exposed and injected with a lethal dose of “Blue Ice.” He was as good as dead.

But his five-year-old daughter Susu, dressed in a tattered skirt and looking utterly harmless, stared at the syringe and started drooling.

“Daddy, that blue sugar water smells so good.”

Lei Ting thought his daughter had been scared witless. He had no idea that the “symbiotic organ” in Susu's brain was vibrating wildly.

[High-energy neurotoxin detected. Beginning consumption!]

That night, the drug traffickers witnessed true terror.

A hail of bullets? That was Susu's pre-meal exercise.

Poison gas? That was her after-dinner dessert.

When the international drug lord watched the little girl chew up his arsenal like it was a pile of cookies, he broke down. “What the hell? She's supposed to be a cop's kid? She's obviously Godzilla in human skin!”

Lei Ting watched his daughter searching the ground for “snacks.” His hand trembled slightly as he lit a cigarette. “Sweetheart, could you leave a few alive for your old man? I need to hit my performance targets by the end of the year...”