Transmigrating as a notorious tyrant from history was already outrageous enough for Jiang Yi. Then he got bound to a Show-Off-Your-Love System, with his nemesis Lin Qingyue as his partner!
Transmigrating as the capital’s number-one beauty, Lin Qingyue was twice as stunned. The same System had bound her to the hapless rival she’d traded barbs with from high school through university?
“You?” “Why is it you?!”
The bickering couple of old were forced to play along. They planned to humor the System and coast through life, but never expected that showing off their love would make the nation’s fortune skyrocket. Years later, staring at a national fortune value of 【99999999999999+】, they fell into deep thought.
The various princes and nobles watched the emperor neglect his duties and lose himself in romance, sharpening their blades: “The dog emperor is besotted with beauty. The dynasty is doomed! We now march under Heaven’s mandate to quell the rebellion!”
A million soldiers bore down on the capital. The whole court panicked, while Jiang Yi and Lin Qingyue were still bickering over who should make the first move.
“Report! Prince Yan’s eight hundred thousand troops fell into a sinkhole and were buried!” “Report! Prince Zhao’s entire army is suffering from the local climate. They’re vomiting and have diarrhea, and Prince Zhao has had the runs for three days straight!” “Report! Prince Qi’s million troops surrounded the city, when meteorites suddenly rained down from the sky!”
Jiang Yi: “??? Is this national fortune even more stubborn than the two of us?” Lin Qingyue: “How about… we show off our love a little longer?”
Rebels: Weren’t we promised a tyrant who’d bring down the dynasty? This cheat is completely unfair!
Also known as: 《Your Majesty, Stop Distributing Dog Food! We Really Can’t Eat Any More!》 《There’s a Cheater! A Total Cheater!!!》
