After I Lay Flat, Three CEOs Ran Me Ragged

I’m Su Nuo, a slacker in the marketing department. The sum of everything I’ve learned in life: goof off, lie flat, and wait for the workday to end. But ever since the new group of CEOs arrived, my life has gone completely off the rails. To deal with a scheming coworker trying to dump her work on me, I casually wrote up a promotional request. The result: CEO A, Gu Ye Han, made one phone call, and the industry’s top resources showed up at our door overnight. To get an obsessive CEO off my back, I mentioned in passing that the project needed influencers. The result: CEO B, Xiao Jin, coughed up blood as he slapped a list of the internet’s top 100 bloggers in my face. To keep the short-tempered CEO from bothering me, I told him he was getting in the way of my work. The result: CEO C, Lu Xingze, threw money at the project until its metrics exceeded the target by 300%! The scheming coworker, furious and practically contorted: “Su Nuo, you useless freeloader! You only know how to rely on connections!” Me, shrugging innocently: “Oh well, what can I say? I just lie flat, and somehow I still win.” At the quarterly meeting, the scheming coworker pulls out “irrefutable proof” that I goof off at work, hoping to humiliate me. I haven’t even opened my mouth when the three CEOs burst in, each carrying a file of evidence that she framed me. Me, clutching my little job: “Um... could we put on the show after I finish lunch?”