The Shanhai Awakens: I Use Divine Beasts to Subdue Ten Thousand Demons!

[Unhinged fun-loving male lead + pure power fantasy + hilarious face-slapping + no female lead]

I transmigrated as the orphan of a war hero, and on Awakening Day, I became the laughingstock of the whole school.

While everyone else awakened the bloodlines of powerful demon beasts and rose to fame, my testing device showed no reaction at all.

My classmates mocked me, my enemies rejoiced, and my homeroom teacher sighed and told me to prepare for factory work.

Then, deep in my mind, the Classic of Mountains and Seas suddenly opened with a roar.

On the first page, a monstrous beast with no face, six legs, and four wings opened its eyes.

Its pressure burst forth, blowing every testing device at school into fireworks!

My homeroom teacher was dumbfounded. “W-what kind of bloodline is this?!”

I scratched my head, looking at the [Dijiang] awakening inside me. “Maybe... an ancient god-level one?”

From then on, everything went off the rails.

While others trained hard to master their skills, I killed demons to unlock my ancestors: Zhulong, Taotie, Qiongqi...

At the school tournament, a genius summoned a thunder wolf, earning gasps from the crowd.

I silently pulled out a homemade bomb.

“Art is Patrick Star!”

Boom!

The arena was gone.

The principal went crazy. “Is this damn thing a student, or a thug wearing a student's skin?!”

When the world-ending demon emperor arrived, the million-strong army despaired.

I snapped my fingers. The Heavenly Gate opened behind me, and the shadows of countless primordial beasts roared in unison.

“Sorry, when it comes to having ancestors...”

“You're all my little brothers.”