The Scheming Little Cutie of the 1970s Breaks with Her Family and Charges Into the Military Zone on a Tiger

[Period setting + adorable child + animal speech + scheming]

Su Tang transmigrates into a pitiful five-year-old girl in the 1970s.

On the outside, she’s a doll-like, soft, cuddly little dumpling who makes people want to scoop her up. On the inside, she’s a crafty little Gu witch who toys with venomous insects.

Bullied by nasty relatives from the start?

Su Tang blinks her big eyes, then summons a sea of snakes to surround the village, scares the whole family half to death, grabs the severance agreement, and walks away in style!

To survive, she uses her ability to speak with animals, rides a tiger, and travels a thousand miles by hopping freight trains to the military camp in search of the “tough-guy dad” she’s never met.

Lu Xiao, the military district commander, is a cold-faced devil, aloof and abstinent. His muscular physique makes countless women soldiers in the art troupe blush and swoon, but he keeps his distance from women.

Then one day, a filthy little dumpling wraps her arms around his leg and calls him “Daddy” in a baby voice, while poisoning the “bad women” trying to get close to him until their faces swell up like pig heads.

Lu Xiao looks at his daughter, who’s feeding candy to a centipede in his arms, and falls into deep thought…

“Commander, your daughter sent wild boars to root up the neighboring commander’s vegetable patch again!”

“Commander, your sister-in-law… I mean, the woman who wants to be your wife, was so frightened by your daughter that she bought a standing-room-only ticket and fled overnight!”