Tomb Raiding Against the Grain: Spend Money and Do Whatever You Want

【Tomb raiding + spending money to get stronger + making money + heroine + absurdity + shamelessness + hilarious + does nothing】 Qin Ming and another version of himself from the tomb-raiding universe completed a parallel reincarnation, happily swapping lives so they could enjoy the good life. When he opened his eyes, he had become Yin Nanfeng’s younger brother, and even inherited the original owner’s Oscar-worthy acting skills. But after binding himself to the tomb-raiding gacha System, Qin Ming developed a strange illness: fear of being broke. Whenever his wallet emptied, he had an attack, writhing in discomfort. Want to stay alive? Easy. Go into tombs! Ransacking them for funerary artifacts to sell is the only cure! Spend money! Spending is the only way to get stronger! Monthly pass? Buy it instantly! Battle pass? Max it out! Come across a zongzi Boss you can’t beat? Spend money until it kneels and sings “I Surrender”! On this money-burning road of no return, there’s no one Qin Ming can’t fleece. Xiaoge, Wu Xie, Wu Sansheng, A Ning, Pangzi, even the zongzi and tomb owners, all become victims of his spending spree. Qin Ming thumped his chest and declared: “Wherever I go, not a blade of grass will be left standing. Nobody can stop me from emptying these ancient tombs!” Wu Xie begged through his tears: “Have a heart! At least leave me some soup. I still have to pay Wang Meng’s salary!” Pangzi wailed, wiping his eyes: “It’s over! From now on, Master Pang will have to survive on instant noodles with Wu Xie!” Qin Ming shamelessly sidled up to Xiaoge: “Xiaoge, can I borrow your house key? I need to crack a walnut!” Xiaoge, who used to believe silence was golden, was nearly driven to evolve into a full-blown online trash-talker. To Qin Ming, there’s no problem in the world that money can’t solve.