Report! The Military District's Little Darling Is Using Metaphysics for Military Tech Again

1970s era + metaphysics + military industry + adorable baby + doting dad + adored by the whole family + technology golden finger + serving the nation Beep! Emergency report! The military compound’s three-year-old toddler uses a little mine she invented to blow up Grandma, then shaves Grandpa’s hair in the middle of the night with a laser knife. She uses a broken radio to tune in to the Russian and American stations. She leads a pack of little runny-nosed kids on a wild spy hunt, turning the whole compound upside down. Report! Little Fu Bao is lecturing a military-industry expert again, saying his design is hopelessly outdated! The fearsome commander slams the table: “Nonsense! My well-behaved three-year-old is just playing with mud!” The next second, the toddler holds up a rocket launcher model that has just gone off: “Daddy, the mud exploded~” From then on, everyone in the military district reaches a consensus: When the toddler works on military tech, reports are useless. Spoiling her is the only way to stay alive! The military district’s littlest toddler is done pretending! With one hand, she makes hand seals to calculate military blueprints. With the other, she draws talismans to build stealth aircraft. She blows up the lab and drives the chief engineer crazy, and she can pull off stunts like these eight hundred times a day~ “Report, Commander! Your little one used a feng shui formation to bless the missiles again!” The commander calmly sips his tea. “Did she calculate their range? If she didn’t, she’s not allowed to blow up my office!” The military district toddler’s daily mischief is so satisfying, you can’t stop reading!