You Sent Me for a Summer Internship, So I Went and United the Mercenaries

Su Yun, a sophomore, activated the 【System for Working Stiffs】 just to get an official stamp on his “Social Practice Report.” He thought he'd be delivering takeout, working security, or driving transport... but things went completely off the rails! 【Order 1: Delivery Driver. Location: Gaza Strip, Middle East. Task: Deliver the food on time, then evacuate after receiving a five-star review.】 【Order 2: Security Guard. Location: A compound in northern Myanmar. Task: Protect your base and drive out all illegal intruders, including local warlords.】 And so Su Yun began livestreaming his “summer job diary”: “Hey, everyone, I'm delivering food in the desert today. The boss won't reimburse my fuel, and people are blocking the road with RPGs. The working conditions these days are awful!” The viewers in the livestream burst out laughing. “Those effects are amazing, streamer! You're really going all out for a good review!” On camera, Su Yun rode his motorcycle one-handed to dodge missiles, then smacked a terrorist unconscious with a frying pan, all while grumbling, “I'll get docked pay if I'm late, so get out of the way!” The livestream grew more and more popular, right up until the day school started. Su Yun handed his counselor a practice report covered in red stamps from defense ministries around the world. “Teacher, I never expected delivering takeout to get me the title of ‘Honorary General.’ Can I get full credit for this?” The counselor looked at the aircraft carrier group accompanying Su Yun and trembled so badly he could barely hold his pen. “S-Student, is this social practice, or the conquest of society?”