The World Has Changed: Even Human Skins Are Begging for Seals

Wang Fugui, a burnt-out office worker from Northeast China, was heading home late after working overtime when he ran into a weasel in a fur coat in an alley. It opened its mouth and asked, “Do I look like a human or a god to you?”

He quipped, “The Great Emperor of Longevity of the South Pole,” and scared the weasel so badly it covered his mouth. “I haven't even passed my tribulation on this new account! I can't handle a title like that!”

Who could have guessed that his joke would trigger the Heavenly Court's divine awareness? The Old Immortal of the South Pole casually sent him a million in fortune, making Wang Fugui rich overnight!

Having had a taste of the rewards, he turned around and replied “The Great Emperor of the North Pole” to a fox immortal seeking a divine title, then snatched away his career luck and rose to become the company's top salesperson!

The resentful weasel couldn't swallow its pride and egged on the fox, yellow weasel, white hedgehog, willow snake, and gray rat immortals to take turns visiting him. A hedgehog immortal came with wild dates and asked for a title, only to be stunned when he called it “Donghua Dijun.” A scheming rat immortal tried to mooch off his financial luck, but one “Taishang Laojun” sent it scurrying into the sewers. Then a mighty snake immortal arrived, only to cough up blood after hearing the words “Jade Emperor”!

Even more absurdly, the immortals of the Heavenly Court watched the spectacle online and thought he was devout, showering him with fortune, health, and benefactor luck until his hands were full!

Looking at the immortals lined up to seek divine titles, Wang Fugui sighed and rubbed his forehead. “Everyone, you can ask for a title, but don't make me late for my morning meeting!”