I Just Became a Celestial Master, and You Want Me to Believe in Science?

He transmigrates into the body of a Celestial Master of Mount Longhu, starts off a million yuan in debt, and finds his ruined temple surrounded by influencers livestreaming an attack. Is Zhang Tianxuan panicking? Not a chance! The [Celestial Master Preaching System] awakens. As long as he explains cultivation through science, he can earn rewards! When a swaggering influencer hurls a brick at him, Zhang points a finger, and the brick crumbles to dust. The onlookers gasp. “The Golden Light Mantra?” Zhang Tianxuan waves a hand calmly. “No, that's molecular structure breakdown caused by biological magnetic resonance.” When a gang of thugs surrounds him, lightning crackles in his palm, electrocuting them until they foam at the mouth. The police question him. “Was that a spell?” Zhang Tianxuan replies with a perfectly straight face. “Officer, that was just a buildup and release of static electricity.” He explains flying on a sword as an “anti-gravity device” and summoning wind and rain as “artificial weather intervention.” The internet is stunned: “Reverend, please stop making things up! We'll believe you cultivate immortality, all right?” Zhang Tianxuan: “You have to believe in science. I truly don't know how to cultivate immortality!”