Reborn: Darling, It's Time to Change into Black Stockings Again

[Reborn] + [Troublesome System] + [One Heroine]

(Of course, there'll be a very weak fake harem. If that bothers you, don't read.)

Bearing the sins of my past life, I was reborn back in college. This was where all my mistakes began.

My mission is to make amends for what I owe the stunning campus belle.

But the troublesome System throws this at me:

[Host must accumulate ten thousand years of lifespan]

“Are you crazy?!”

The punishment mechanism activates as soon as the words leave my mouth, and I immediately back down. “My lord, I was wrong!”

Under threat and temptation, I begin my quest to win her heart and accumulate lifespan.

Ghosts everywhere, inhuman missions, and rich brats who look down on everyone.

No problem. With a compassionate heart, I'll simply overcome them all.

But none of those are the biggest challenge:

It's the seductive bar owner, the graceful female director of the academy, the poised and understanding big sister, the spirited policewoman, and the yandere “bride-to-be”...

Even more ironically, the campus belle who dumped me back then starts desperately chasing after me.

But sorry, I'm already taken. She's the top campus belle of them all:

She steps in front of me, hands on her hips, “defending her territory”:

“This man is mine. Nobody's allowed to touch him!”

Sigh, destined to pass through a garden of flowers without a single petal clinging to me.

Years later, I reach the pinnacle of success, and a reporter asks me for the secret.

I blurt out, “Love your wife.”

The reporter asks what I love about her, and I grin. “Thigh-highs.”

When I get home, my wife pins me to the sofa and demands an explanation.

After foolishly tearing her thigh-highs, just like the first time we met, all I can do is plead pitifully:

“Maybe... we can buy another pair and start over?”

This story promotes no harmful values and strictly adheres to... the bottom line.

Come join the game, everyone!

(“Everyone” doesn't refer to a gender, but is a stand-in for all normal people.)

Wishing you all health, happiness, and smooth sailing