Don't Stop Me, I Just Want to Be a Fish!

Su Xiaoxiao wakes up to find herself inside an old-fashioned angst novel, in the body of Su Miaomiao, the story's most vicious supporting villainess. According to the original plot, she will obsess over the God of War prince, repeatedly frame the heroine, and ultimately be ground to dust, leaving no body behind. Holding the script in her hands, Su Xiaoxiao looks at the cold gates of the prince's mansion and turns around without hesitation. Whoever wants to play this cannon fodder can do it! This lazy fish's dream is to eat, wait for death, and retire early! And so, the plot goes completely off the rails: When the heroine is framed and falls into the water, everyone turns to look at her, but she's busy fighting her maid for the last mung bean cake. When the male lead is poisoned in an assassination attempt and needs a “medicinal catalyst,” she packs her bags in the middle of the night, ready to head back to the countryside and farm. When someone provokes her at a palace banquet, hoping to see her make a fool of herself, she simply lies flat and admits defeat: “Oh, yes, yes, yes. You're absolutely right.” Just as she thinks she can avoid every major plot point and coast all the way to the end, the famously cold and brutal God of War prince corners her against a wall, eyes red: “Miaomiao, aren't you going to take responsibility for me?” Su Xiaoxiao: ??? Your Highness, did you get the wrong script? I'm just a lazy fish! This is a hilarious story about a lazy fish who only wanted to lie flat, but accidentally became the capital's beloved dream girl and drove the aloof God of War prince into a frenzy as he fell for her all on his own.