I Slept in the Courtesan's Bed, Now I'm Bianjing's Most Dashing Man

Name: I Slept in the Courtesan's Bed, Now I'm Bianjing's Most Dashing Man
Author: Meng Xiaoxiao

睡错花魁床，我是汴京第一风流

by Meng Xiaoxiao (蒙萧萧)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 629k Words
Genre: Historical
Subgenre: Historical High-Concept
Updated: 6mo ago
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Synopsis: When Lin Che woke, he was still nestled in Li Shishi’s soft brocade bedding. The scent of rouge mingled with the spring warmth by the pillow. He had barely brushed against the famous courtesan’s smooth neck before she took him for a lecher, wrapped herself in half a quilt, and leapt out the window. With his waist and backside exposed, he became the whole city of Bianjing’s laughingstock. After falling into a living version of Along the River During the Qingming Festival, he joined forces with his teammates to turn the Song Empire into a steamy playground. Singing “Blue and White Porcelain” made him Bianjing’s greatest lyricist, and opening an erotic pleasure house made him the city’s top money pit. But among the 878 people who had come to life from the painting, some hid copies of A Brief History of Time to calculate their romantic fortunes, some carried drones to investigate secrets of the Bian River, and others planned to burn the ancient painting, soaked in the tides of springtime passion, and devour every trace of the city’s heady fragrance and sensual charm.

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