Simulation: In the Eunuch Quarters, the Chief Eunuch Praises My Looks!

[Simulator] [Multiple Talents] [Fake Eunuch] [Decisive and ruthless] [No heroine] [Wish fulfillment] [High Martial]

Ning Yang transmigrates to the Great Fen Dynasty and becomes a eunuch. He awakens a Simulator System that lets him run countless simulations every day.

[Simulation begins…]

[During the day, you resist castration, but the eunuchs forcibly emasculate you…]

[Because of your handsome looks, the head eunuch calls you to his quarters at night to treat your wounds…]

[You go, only to realize he isn’t treating your wounds at all. The head eunuch has taken a fancy to your looks…]

[You start to fight back, but the head eunuch only grows more deranged…]

[Sweetheart… The more you resist, the more excited I get…]

[Heh heh heh heh…]

[Three days later, unable to take any more, you die quietly on a cold night, like a dead dog…]

[You are dead…]

[Your first simulation grants you all of the following rewards…]

[1. Simulation memories… Three days and three nights, in high definition, with every angle covered…]

[2. Simulated cultivation… None…]

[3. Simulated talents… Same-sex attraction, a taste for men, and a silver tongue…]

[4. Simulated items… A bamboo pole with fish intestines wrapped around it, a candle burned halfway down, and rusty handcuffs and shackles…]

[Would you like to claim the rewards above…?]

Ning Yang is stunned, then launches into a furious tirade…

What the hell kind of System is this? Are you here to humiliate me?

Luckily, the Simulator System has activated, allowing him to run countless simulations…