I Am Unbeatable in the Spirit Realm

After transmigrating to another world, I was killed by the midwife with a Thousand-Year Kill because I didn’t move after being born!

If someone in front of you is desperate for a little action, what would you do?

If it were me, I’d just... finish it.

What? You’re a man? Then I’d recommend you bring out your...!

Don’t know what that is...? Then go to the bathroom, look at your own hand, and figure it out!

If you transmigrate to another world and your ancestor passes down an unrivaled sword technique while fighting the enemy, would you learn it or not?

You would? What if the technique your ancestor passed down was called “Draw Your Sword, You Thief”? Would you still learn it?

While cultivating the Five Elements Phenomena, the other four elements are all activated, but the Water Phenomenon stubbornly refuses to awaken.

When you have no idea what to do, someone tells you it’s because your kidneys aren’t up to scratch. How would you respond?

Lin Yun looks at the .. and .. he just finished eating. Then, when the Water Phenomenon activates, he suddenly understands: so my kidneys really are weak!

Note: This is the author’s first book, a purely comedic fantasy novel, the kind you can read without thinking too hard~