Shocking! How This Agency Treats Ghosts

I opened a private investigation office, but I don’t believe in ghosts.

Every “haunting” has a scientific explanation:

A cold draft is cross-ventilation, a ghostly figure is a trick of the light, and a wail is a pipe resonating.

My services are scientific, too:

I make house calls and offer overnight haunt-proofing, specializing in “physical reassurance.”

Then, needing to pay the rent, I took a job at a haunted house in Apartment 404 of Dongchen Gardens.

That night, a ghost with only half a neck pinned me down and went to town.

I responded with a combination of punches and taught it the meaning of the “law of conservation of energy.”

After that, a long line formed outside my office.

My clients all said, “Boss Lei, the ghost in my house is being difficult. Could you go explain a few things to it?”