Want to Know Your Fortune? Twenty Years Minimum, and It's Very Arrestable

After transmigrating to a parallel world, Su Yun awakens the “Heavenly Secrets Judgment System.” Whenever he connects with someone, a blood-red 【Criminal Record Panel】 appears in his field of vision: “Crime Rating: Five Stars (Immediate Execution)” “Time Until Arrest: 00:03:00” And so the internet’s most bizarre livestream was born. A tattooed tough guy asks about his financial prospects? Su Yun: “Your financial prospects are right there in the criminal code, bro. Twenty years minimum. That’s seriously impressive!” The next second, special police burst through the door, and the guy completely loses it! A popular female streamer asks about her love life? Su Yun: “Your top donor is an A-rank fugitive. The kind who’d steal a train and flee overnight. Dump him if you want to stay alive.” That very night, the top donor is arrested at a train station, shocking the entire internet! An antiques expert asks about a relic? Su Yun: “That bronze vessel smells of fresh earth... Did you just dig it out of a tomb? Your forehead looks dark. Looks like you’re about to go down.” The next day, an entire tomb-raiding gang is rounded up! As one criminal after another is sent to prison, Su Yun becomes a sensation. Police: “Su Yun is practically a human radar. We have to hire him as a consultant!” Criminals: “Whatever you do, don’t watch Su Yun’s livestream. It’s the King of Hell calling roll. Whoever he looks at gets locked up!” Netizens: “Follow the streamer for one new tip on getting sent to prison every day!”