I Transmigrated to Be a Green Tea? Instead, I Married the Green Tea King

A medical prodigy transmigrates into the role of a low-grade scheming heroine and decides to turn the tables with her top-tier tea skills. But she never imagined that the frail Prince of War she’s supposed to marry, Yuwen Jin, is the founding master of the scheming arts!

On their wedding night, she’s completely outclassed:

She pretends her hands are cold, and he presses them to his chest with a cough. “My heart is… even colder.”

Shen Zhiruo: …Is his tea game ten times better than mine?

At the household-intrigue showdown, he steals every scene:

Just as she’s about to play weak, he collapses first. “I’m the one who made Zhiruo suffer…” The whole family is so frightened they drop to their knees.

So much for being frail?

On a stormy night, she pretends to be scared, but he pulls her into his arms. “I’m best at keeping my wife company through the long night.” She grits her teeth. “You were faking those daytime coughs of blood, weren’t you?” He chuckles. “Only for you. I’ll never be frail again.”

When two schemers join forces, humiliating villains is a breeze:

Her elder half-sister frames her for adultery? He summons the whole clan, coughing blood. “I’m too frail to satisfy Zhiruo…”

The imperial physician poisons him? He drinks it, then sighs to the emperor. “Seems someone thinks I’ve lived too long.” The culprit is exiled the very next day.

Shen Zhiruo gets it: rather than fight on her own, she should cling to this “King of Schemes”!

Later, she discovers that:

He faked his illness to investigate an old case, and stole the spotlight to keep her safe. The “God of War” who appears at night exists for her alone.

The ultimate payoff:

Once, the whole capital laughed at her for marrying a prince who was as good as dead. Now the whole capital begs her to tell the prince to “lay off the scheming.” Whenever he smiles, someone is in for trouble.

And that fearsome, scheming Prince of War is obediently crouched in front of her. “My lady, should I play ‘frail and sick’ or ‘hopelessly devoted husband’ today? You pick the script.”