“Comrade Chen Ze, explain why this gang of armed thugs are so scared of you that they wet themselves when they see you.”
“Report, Chief. Maybe it’s because my uncle used to take me along whenever he went to collect debts from them.”
“Then why does this international hacker have a photo of you on his computer, labeled ‘The One You Don’t Dare Mess With’?”
“Report, Chief. He’s my aunt’s apprentice. I beat him up when we were kids.”
“...Then explain why the billionaire female tycoon keeps hanging around outside our police station every day, bringing you milk tea.”
“Well... report, Chief, that’s a personal matter!”
Chen Ze is a “true-blue” young man from a family of deep-cover agents.
To escape the shadow of having a whole family of “villains,” he is determined to become an ordinary beat cop.
But then...
Thief: I only stole a scooter battery! He used eighteen different counter-surveillance tactics to corner me!
Scammer: I was in northern Myanmar, and he still traced me online and got my money back. So who’s the scammer here?
Not bad, it looks good, I hope it will be updated all the time [laughing][laughing]