The Irritable Fierce Cat Lies Flat Online

[Follow the handsome kitty on an unusual journey]

Xiao Ya tragically died while taking part in a disaster-relief rescue. After arriving at the Netherworld Court and being asked what she wanted to be in her next life, she chose to become a slothful giant panda and lie flat.

After the ghost officer pulled some ghostly shenanigans, she opened her eyes and discovered she had become a ferocious cat!

Hey! Is there a ghost around? A ghost officer has caused a major work accident! I did good deeds and accumulated blessings in my last life, then exchanged them for a panda life where I could lie flat. Which ghost heard “ferocious cat” instead?!

At least the human assigned to take care of me is pretty decent. Hey, hey, wait a second! What are you doing? Why does this feel like some Mary Sue melodrama!

Stop it! Don’t fight! I’m calling the police, meow meow meow meow meow meow! I’m reporting you! Someone here is a walking criminal code!

I’m running away from home. Hey, hey, why have I run into a cat abuser again...

After a long, rough journey, Ghost Officer! You promised I’d be worry-free for the rest of my life! How come I’m eating other people’s leftovers and wearing their hand-me-downs? Give me back my merit! I want to lie flat, hey!