The Entire Universe Is Trying to Make Me a Villain

Lin Xiaofan transmigrates to a high-martial world and, from the start, is bound to a super AI called the Villain Cultivation System.

The System tells him: “As long as you act like a villain, attract hatred, and cause trouble, you'll grow stronger!”

Lin Xiaofan is delighted. How hard could that be?

He runs to a martial arts academy and makes a bold declaration to the most talented campus beauty in the whole school: “Woman, you've caught my attention! From today on, you're mine!”

The campus beauty sneers, punches him three kilometers away, and casually demolishes his ancestral home.

Lin Xiaofan is stunned. “I thought I was the villain and you were supposed to be my stepping stone! How did you turn around and take me down instead?”

The System chimes in: [Ding! The Host has suffered an epic setback. Villain points have surged! Reward: God-Tier Passive Skill, “Every Word You Say Comes True”]

Lin Xiaofan reads the skill description: any curse or joke he says has a chance of coming true with one hundred percent certainty the very next second?

From that moment on, the entire universe goes mad.

When the protagonist points at the Dragon King of the Divine Realm and says, “How come your dragon looks like a worm? Are you genetically modified or something?” the next second, the divine dragon really does turn into a pink, scaleless “divine worm” shaped like a noodle.

When he says, “This BOSS is so ugly. It should be sent back to the factory for a redesign,” the BOSS really does explode on the spot and turn into an adorable little boy.

Lin Xiaofan: “I just wanted to play the part of a bad guy and take things one step at a time. Why are all of you forcing me to be the savior? And why did you give me the title ‘The Universe's Greatest Prophet’?”

(The tone gets increasingly absurd, and the whole universe is begging the protagonist to stop talking!)