[The story of a mentally ill man whose wild imagination drives the entire universe crazy]
Question: How would you describe Li Fan?
Attending physician: A patient with severe delusions, extremely dangerous. He thinks electrotherapy is a tribulation, and nearly dragged me into cultivating immortality with him.
Physicist: Physics no longer exists! He made a black hole with his bare hands and told me it was because he was "rolling dough."
Director of the Special Affairs Bureau: Earth's sole guardian, although he keeps mistaking our aircraft carriers for giant kun and trying to ride them.
Cthulhu: Don't even ask. The day I poked my head out, he brought out cumin and a grill and asked me how well-done I wanted to be...
Li Fan himself: "Fellow Daoists, why are you looking at me like that? I merely wish to seize a sliver of hope for all living beings in this age when the Dao has fallen." After saying that, he unplugged the cable connecting the world. Watching the universe before him collapse, he said calmly:
"Who first awakens from the great dream? All my life, I alone have known."
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