Director: I Made the Heavenly Beauty Cry, and Now She Insists on Marrying Me

As long as you have money, the System can create any kind of movie-industry black technology!

To raise money for his films, Jiang Lang has no choice but to become a “celebrity-industry troll.” If insulting someone can get him attention, he’ll go after whoever’s popular.

He calls Liu Yifei wooden, Yang Mi’s voice a duck squawk, and Dilraba a pretty face with no substance.

The haters rejoice: Jiang Lang is dead meat!

But then

After Liu Yifei is insulted, she wins the Academy Award for Best Actress;

After Yang Mi gets roasted, her company’s market value increases tenfold;

Female celebrities all over the internet suddenly realize that everyone Jiang Lang has insulted becomes wildly famous!

And so the mood changes.

At an awards ceremony, female stars from half the entertainment industry crowd around the backstage door. “Director Jiang, please insult me! The harsher, the better!”

Jiang Lang spreads his hands helplessly. “I just wanted to make a movie. Why do you all insist on dating me?”