1. Just how lucky can one person get? You might not believe my story even if I told you. My name is Chen Jing, and I work as a security guard for my residential complex. The year I graduated from vocational school, I planned to go work on an assembly line. By chance, a classmate asked me to join him in a math competition. I wasn't interested in math. But since the competition lunch was McDonald's, I went. Naturally, I picked my answers at random. But on the day the results were announced, my friend didn't place, while I won first prize. I'd guessed every answer correctly. Harvard, Oxford, Stanford, and the other prestigious universities naturally didn't come looking for me. But one decent vocational college sent me...
Haha, the ending really cracked me up! It was all just a pipe dream. (26.11.3)