After transmigrating as Tang Sanzang, Li Tang is cornered by the White Bone Spirit at White Tiger Ridge from the start. To save his own skin, he pulls out a script that doesn’t appear in Journey to the West: “You can’t eat me just yet. First, you need to learn how to behave!”
And so begins a series of absurd “lessons”: making pills to cure hair loss, counseling a depressed donkey, giving a chatterbox parrot therapy, and even helping a night-pot spirit overcome its “shame about collecting night soil”...
From fugitive master and disciples to internet celebrities at the ruin market, from a broken pot to an ancient treasure cauldron. When Guanyin slaps a marriage application onto the Jade Emperor’s desk, when Sun Wukong scratches his head and sneaks away with rainbow jelly beans, and when all three realms are asking, “Is Tang Sanzang still going to fetch the scriptures or not?”
Clutching his pill cauldron and the White Bone Spirit, Li Tang grins. “Why bother fetching scriptures? I haven’t even finished refining my pills!”