A Massage Gun Transmigrates to the Cultivation World: A Survival Setup

[Choose your transmigration form]

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Warning: Database has matched the entry “fitness equipment” by mistake.

Randomly binding an item to you...

Binding successful. Enjoy your new life as a massage gun.

Lin Jian died suddenly at the gym and opened his eyes as a pink massage gun in the treasure vault of the Hehuan Sect.

Not only did he retain his memories from his previous life and his instinct for snark, he was also forced to bind with Liu Qingyan, a low-ranking servant disciple.

His new owner had a mind that wandered all over the place, and kept using his specialized attachments in strange ways: the U-shaped head to hit pressure points, the round head to unleash seduction techniques, the flat head to scatter poison powder... She even developed an indescribable “dual cultivation assistant function.”

“I'm just a piece of fitness equipment!” Lin Jian's dignity lay in ruins.

But when Liu Qingyan was exposed during a mission and abandoned by the sect, when he used his “indestructible” body to shield her from a fatal blow, and when they fled for their lives, relying on each other, feelings beyond those of master and servant began to quietly resonate with the vibrations.

When she was gravely wounded by the young master of a powerful clan and tearfully held him, saying, “I want to see you take human form.”

When he willingly stepped into a cage to save her.

The various powers of the cultivation world watched them like hawks, while the secrets of the Hehuan Sect came to light. And at the site of the final battle, the often-misunderstood massage gun finally vibrated with a force that transcended the laws of the world.

“I might never be able to become human.”

“But that's okay. Every second I vibrate...”

“I'm telling you I love you.”

[Notes]

1. This novel is also known as “About How My Magical Weapon Keeps Vibrating at the Weirdest Times” and “Life as a Massage Gun Is Tough, but My Owner Is Even Wilder.”