Great Ming: A Woman’s Body, a Man’s Soul, Ruling the Qinhuai

[Warning: Severe incompatibility detected between Host's soul and body! Incorrect gender!]

I transmigrate to the Jiajing era of the Ming Dynasty and become Zhao Fuyi, the top courtesan on the Qinhuai River?

And I'm forced into prostitution from the start?

I immediately activate [Crisis Management]. One PowerPoint presentation is all it takes to put the brothel madam in her place and turn the brothel into a corporation!

[Ding! Skill unlocked: Hunger Marketing] → Auction the right to perform first. One rendition of “The Song of the Pipa” sends Jiangnan's richest man into a bidding frenzy!

[Ding! Achievement unlocked: Girl Group Godfather] → Train the girls to sing, dance, and rap, creating the Ming Dynasty's first girl group!

[Ding! Equipment unlocked: Media Dominance] → Start a newspaper and shape public opinion. Anyone who crosses me will find their dirty laundry on tomorrow's front page!

All I wanted was to make money with the girls, take the company public, and retire early.

So why is that clueless prince coming over to confess his love?

System alert: [High concentration of nauseating romantic vibes detected. Straight-man defense mechanism activated!]

I can't help myself. “Urgh, ”

The prince, his tender expression frozen on his face: “...Fuyi, are you pregnant?”

Me: “Pregnant with your nonsense! I'm gagging because you're disgusting!”