Jiang Chen, once a hardcore grinder on the Stellaris battlefield, now just wants to laze around in the worlds of Honkai and Honkai: Star Rail, sleeping through his vacation until the end of the universe.
But fate loves to screw over hard workers.
In the world of Honkai, he has to deal with the Valkyries, each carrying a copy of A Guide to the Captain's Second Run, while making sure they don't start a universe-scale romantic bloodbath with his nanotech empress, who can tear planets apart with her bare hands.
In Honkai: Star Rail, a mountain of paperwork awaits him, from applications to join the Pan-Human Community to requests for technical exchanges, and even supplies of canned starfish.
“Damn System! What happened to my vacation? I'm about to become the Guilliman of Stellaris!”
“Host, please relax. You're an adult, so you should learn to handle things calmly. Besides, you're surrounded by beautiful girls, which is a much happier situation than the regent next door. He's surrounded by muscle-bound brutes whose biceps could strangle heretics. Stay there too long and you'll turn into a G-man. Host, you really don't know how lucky you are.”
“That's a total bait-and-switch!”
After a long argument, the System creates a new passage to another universe.
Jiang Chen stares darkly at the passage before him, glowing with green, red, blue, purple, and gold light.
“System, you'd better explain this.”
“It's a fantasy world full of elves, beastmen, undead, empires, and nobles.”
“Is sword and sorcery the norm?”
“That's right.”
“And there are four gods: Wisdom and Hope, Courage and Strength, Eternity and Life, Perfection and Love?”
“Exactly.”
“Will I be granted the power to challenge the Dark King?”
“Absolutely.”
“Isn't this just Warhammer 40K? I'm not going to that shithole universe!”
“Refusal denied! Go, Ho
The author's slice-of-life stories are very well written. I hope to play Honkai Impact 2 and Honkai Impact 3rd!
Beautiful, so beautiful!
This is exactly the kind of chaotic scene I wanted to see! 😏😏