I’m Having Too Much Fun Training My Little Brother, Want to Join In, Regent King?

Seven years ago, Yun Zhenyue, the eldest princess of the Ning Kingdom, was stabbed through the chest by an assassin. When she opened her eyes again, she had become the lowest-ranking palace maid in the laundry bureau. Everything had changed. Her eldest younger brother, Yun Yao, had successfully ascended the throne, but become a tyrant. The people were suffering miserably and cried out every day for him to be deposed and a new emperor enthroned. Her second and third younger brothers, Yun Jing and Yun Han, were twins, but had turned against each other over the legitimate daughter of the Chancellor’s family. Her fourth younger brother, Yun You, was simple-minded and obsessed with immortality. A Taoist con artist had swindled him out of half his estate. Fine. They’d gone one day without a beating, and now they were acting up again. Yun Zhenyue rolled up her sleeves and delivered a whirlwind of ten lashes, each one for a rebellious little brother. She finished with one and moved on to the next, making sure they all got their fair share. She was busier than ever. Being reborn was great in every way, except that after she went to bed at night, she couldn’t control her own body. She always felt someone watching her. It was so creepy! Then one day, she discovered that Lu Chengyuan, the powerful regent with no royal blood, seemed to be plotting to usurp the throne. Yun Zhenyue rolled up her sleeves again. So it’s you, the regent with no royal blood who has won the people’s support. You want to steal the throne from the Yun family? Not a chance! But before she could raise her whip, the regent started playing the victim: “Your Highness, though I am a villain, I have a sincere desire to mend my ways. I beg Your Highness, the Grand Princess, to take me in hand and discipline me too.” “Pah! Don’t try to beguile me.” After taking several lashes to the back, the regent licked the blood from the corner of his mouth with the tip of his tongue. “Your Highness must like me. Otherwise, why lash only me and not the others?” “Ahhh!” “Psycho, get lost!” The regent smiled even more radiantly. “Thank you for your consideration, Your Highness. Did you tell me to roll because walking is too tiring for me?” This was bad. Yun Zhenyue felt she might have attracted a creepy stalker.