Journey to the West: You’re Supposed to Fetch the Scriptures, So Why Are You Catching Demons and Having Babies?

In my previous life, I was a cuckold and died of rage on the spot. In this life, I'm Tang Sanzang, and I've resolved to enjoy myself. My golden finger: My charm is automatically maxed out with every female demon. My DEBUFF: All three of my disciples are "demon-allergic" and attack every demon they see! And so, my journey west goes like this: Me: "Fair lady, this humble monk comes from the Great Tang in the East..." Wukong: "A demon! Take Old Sun's staff!" Female demon, batting her eyelashes at me: "Holy Monk, save me!" Me, yelling at Wukong: "Stop! Don't hit my demon!" Wukong: "???" Me: "Your Majesty, how about joining this humble monk in cultivating the joyful meditation?" Bajie: "Master, you mustn't! She's human. She'll drain your yang energy!" The queen, gazing at me tenderly: "I am willing!" Me, kicking Bajie aside: "Get lost! Don't interrupt your master's cultivation!" Bajie: "???" Me: "Sha Wujing, keep an eye on the luggage and the horse. Your master will be right back." Sha Wujing: "Master, there's demonic energy ahead. Are you going to beg for alms?" Me, speaking righteously: "No, I'm going to deliver them from suffering!" (By physically delivering them into my harem.) Sha Wujing: "???" Tathagata: "Guanyin, are you sure the one you sent to fetch the scriptures is a holy monk?" Guanyin, wiping her sweat: "Buddha, perhaps... we should send someone else?"