Demon Slayer: How to Make My Stone-Faced Colleague Lose It

Name: Demon Slayer: How to Make My Stone-Faced Colleague Lose It
Author: Bossy Cantaloupe

鬼灭：论如何让面瘫同事破大防

by Bossy Cantaloupe (霸道哈密瓜)

Status: Completed
Length: 526k Words
Genre: Fantastical Romance
Subgenre: Anime Fanfiction
Updated: 1mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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That's right, Giyu Tomioka is still the CP. If you ask why, it's because I like melons. (Includes Obanai/Mitsuri, Sanemi/Kanae, Zenitsu/Nezuko, and Tanjiro/Kanao.) The rating was just posted, so it may be a little low. This is my first time trying to write more of what happens before the main story, so the timeline might be off. If you're the type to nitpick every detail, this isn't for you! If you don't like emotional buildup before the main story, feel free to skip straight to Volume Two. Qiu Yi transmigrates into Demon Slayer and grasps the ultimate secret from the start: run for your life! But when she turns around, she runs straight into thirteen-year-old Giyu Tomioka, standing by the roadside and acting like a bewildered kitten. The moment the “starving demon” lunges at them, little Giyu accidentally knocks himself out by running into a tree. With one of the future Water Hashira about to get eliminated ahead of schedule, Qiu Yi has no choice but to pick him up and run. She plans to be his temporary babysitter and slip away once the kid wakes up. But this kid... seems kind of pitiful. Fine, she'll look after him for a few more days! From then on, the world of thirteen-year-old Giyu is filled by this laid-back big sister who loves patting his head. Only after he grows up does he realize... Her “protective shield” is handed out wholesale. Qiu Yi: Giyu, actually, I... Giyu Tomioka (hugging himself a little tighter): Don't say it. I know you don't hate me.

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