After transmigrating into a high-martial world, Lu Jiancheng is bound to the [World-Suppressing Stele Slacker System].
[Ding! Host took one breath. Defense +1!]
[Ding! Host's heart beat once. Defense +1!]
[Ding! Host spent one second in the sun. Defense +10!]
From then on, cultivation and fighting had nothing to do with him. All Lu Jiancheng wanted was to be a good-for-nothing who lounged in the sun.
To support himself, he casually took in a few talented disciples.
Senior Disciple: “Master, did the wind knock you over again? I'll make you some dragon-bone soup!” (Worried)
Lu Jiancheng looked at his defense stat, now well over a hundred million, and fell into deep thought.
(Thinking to himself: No, I just find it more comfortable to lie down and sunbathe, okay!)
Then one day, a world-destroying BOSS arrived and unleashed an attack capable of devastating the heavens and earth.
[Warning! Attack detected. Calculating damage...]
[Result: -0.00001 HP. Reason: The attack was so powerful that it only scraped off a little dead skin.]
BOSS: “???”
Everyone: “...”
Lu Jiancheng slowly stood up. “You might not believe this, but that hit was weaker than my disciple's back rub.”
