Honkai: Star Rail: What Do You Mean Sparkle Is My Wife?

Name: Honkai: Star Rail: What Do You Mean Sparkle Is My Wife?
Author: Frozen Tearstains

崩铁：什么叫花火是我老婆？

by Frozen Tearstains (冰封泪痕)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 1.6M Words
Genre: Anime Fanfiction
Updated: 16h ago
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Synopsis

[Honkai: Star Rail Fanfiction + Genderbend + Unhinged Antics + Bratty Girl + A Little Twisted + Newly Crowned Number One on the Asakusa Rankings]

Xi Yao transmigrated into the world of Honkai: Star Rail, but he wasn’t happy about it. He had landed right beside Black Marshal, and was about to earn the title of fastest-dead transmigrator ever.

Luckily, a loud crash rang out from the heavens, and Aha made a dazzling entrance!

Through a twist of fate, Xi Yao became an Emanator of Elation and turned into a cute girl, naming herself Xi Yao.

Before becoming an Emanator of Elation: “If you fall down, just lie there.”

“Looks like I’m keeping my cool, but really, I’ve got nothing.”

After becoming an Emanator of Elation: “What? Everyone in Honkai: Star Rail is a Path-crazed lunatic?”

“Give me a break. Could any of you be more unhinged than me?”

“Do you have any idea what it does to you, working overtime until midnight every day for a measly three thousand a month?”

“Me, back down from them?”

And so, Xi Yao let loose.

“As the saying goes, a reputation can be good or bad. The past is the past; now I’m a full-on freak!”

“Drop your standards and enjoy a shameless life! Stop overthinking and go berserk whenever something happens!”

She blew up the Interastral Peace Corporation’s headquarters and became a wanted criminal.

She went to Herta Space Station, kidnapped Mini Herta, and attacked Big Herta’s feet.

She abducted Kafka and locked her in a room with Himeko to help them grow closer.

She boarded the Astral Express and cosplayed as Otto to torment Old Yang.

…

Oswaldo Schneider: “Xi Yao, I’m up at the crack of dawn for work!”

Conductor Pom-Pom: “Passenger Xi Yao is the worst Nameless, second only to passenger Aha!”

One day, Sparkle picked up her phone and saw that the number one spot on the Asakusa rankings had changed hands! She’d fallen to number two!

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14.9kReads · 30 days

521.8kReads · all time

1.5kShelf adds, last 14 days

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This book is truly excellent, especially the description of Lü Bu's hundreds-of-rounds battle with Sun Wukong for Diao Chan. However, Xue Baochai was indeed too powerful. If it weren't for Noah's outer-circle cheat and Noxus Guillotine, that M4 six-times scope spray would have been fatal.
229 likes10mo ago
Hahahaha!!! Xi Yao is like a lively little piggy bank, always creating a lot of fun, even more so than Hipe devouring Taiyi or Nanuk being chased by his own child!!! 😆😆
73 likes10mo ago
This book is really good, especially the part describing Lu Bu's hundreds of rounds of battle with Sun Wukong for Diao Chan. However, Xue Baochao was indeed too strong; if it weren't for Noah's outer-circle cheat and Noxus Guillotine, that M4 spray would have been fatal.
67 likes10mo ago
Hahaha, good hahaha, good hahaha, good hahaha
35 likes10mo ago
This was a really enjoyable story. I really want to see Hanabi and the other female character together later on, please!
32 likes10mo ago
It's great, absolutely fantastic! The love story between Nanuk (details misspelled) and Iron Curtain brought me to tears. Of course, the supporting characters were also incredibly well-developed, from the divinely aiding Lan and the tsundere doctor to the romantic Gushi and the March heartthrob—it was as stunning as Teyvat elbowing Welt! 😄😄
20 likes8mo ago
Amidst a multitude of references, a small amount of plot was discovered.
12 likes10mo ago
Hahahaha, this is so funny! Hahahaha, it's similar to Qing Tong's book, both are hilarious, hahahahaha🤣
12 likes10mo ago
Congratulations, young man! I've really given you a chance to congratulate you. Seven days apart feels like a week. Yesterday feels like yesterday. Now, every breath feels like 60 seconds. To be honest, young people today are really young compared to the older generation. But how to put it? The older generation has probably eaten more salt than you've eaten rice.
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