Rule Horror: Starting with the Eerie Calabash Brothers

(Completed worlds: Calabash Brothers, Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf, Black Cat Detective, The Gooooal, Digimon. Currently ongoing: The Legend of Qin) [National Destiny Livestream + Rules Horror + Childhood Nightmares] Help! My Calabash Brothers grandsons are all wrong! The transmigrator Lu Ming had just joined the national-destiny livestream when he was dumped into a twisted version of Calabash Mountain and given the identity card of “Grandpa.” Other countries' chosen ones: Study the rules, avoid the monsters, and run for their lives. Lu Ming: Staring at his three-meter-tall grandson, a monstrous mass of flesh who came over asking for a “hug,” he swung a mighty slap (missed, and smacked the thing's thigh instead) and roared, “All you ever do is beg for attention! Have you done your homework?” And then the monster grandson actually behaved, picked up a rock, and went off to train? So his cheat ability was “bloodline suppression”! Faced with a twisted childhood, Lu Ming discovered that as long as he acted convincingly enough and played his cards outrageously enough, the supernatural horrors couldn't keep up with him! While viewers in other countries prayed for their chosen ones, viewers in Xia Country were already snacking on sunflower seeds and watching God Lu “educate” his grandson live, putting on a one-of-a-kind “Brat Reform Plan”! But when he pushed open the door to the Snake Demoness's lair, he discovered that the final boss was actually...