The Unspeakable Things I Got Up to with Haikyuu!!

「Haikyuu!! otome + everyone’s favorite + here for the laughs + Jujutsu Kaisen / Monthly Girls’ Nozaki-kun crossover」 On an utterly ordinary day, your best friend gives you a full-dive gaming pod. You log into a game called 「Love and RPG」. On the first day, a gloomy, frustrated middle-aged man sends you flying three meters. A kind red-haired high school boy and his broad-chested friend help call an ambulance. 「System: You’ve run into a friendly, athletic high school boy! Hurry and exchange contact information with them! A: “Please, give me your contact info, or I’ll die with regrets!” B: “Wah, my hand hurts so much. Let me feel your abs.” C: Rolling around on the floor. “Show me your abs or I’m telling the police you bullied me.”」 After your parents’ jobs take them elsewhere, you return to Miyagi Prefecture alone. Feeling awkward as you eat at a restaurant, you run into your childhood friend, now a total hottie, who comes to your rescue. 「System: An old friend you haven’t seen in years comes to your aid when you’re in a tight spot. You decide to: A: Give him a quick kiss. “Thanks. I’ll repay you.” B: Get angry out of embarrassment. “Hmph, I don’t need you to pay. I have money!” C: “Mister, I don’t date.”」 You head out to explore the map. A terrifying bug drops onto your head, and you frantically shake it off and call for help from the M-shaped-haired little blueberry... …