The Little Fortune Teller Can Cast Curses, and Sneaks into the Military Base to Find Her Dad

After being reborn, Miao Ruoyun’s biggest headache wasn’t figuring out how to get revenge.

It was that her “pets” were far too enthusiastic.

She had only just decided to teach her cousin a lesson for snatching her jade pendant.

The result: A poisonous bee from who-knows-where stung him until he looked like a pig’s head. Even his own mother couldn’t recognize him.

She had only just decided to teach the traffickers a thing or two.

The result: A swarm of black spiders wrapped them up like mummies.

Miao Ruoyun: (rubbing her forehead) Keep a low profile! We need to keep a low profile, understand?

The high-ranking officer father who rushed over to rescue his daughter stared at the carnage on the ground, lost in thought.

“Sweetheart, did you… do all this?”

Miao Ruoyun immediately put her hands behind her back, showing off two tiny tiger teeth.

“It wasn’t me! I didn’t do it! Don’t make things up!”

“I’m just a frail five-year-old who can’t even take care of herself!”

Her officer father scooped her up high.

“Well done! That’s my girl!”

“Scum like that deserve to die ten thousand times over!”

The entire village: …Are you two demons or what?!