Damn, Did That Hearing-Impaired Green Tea Climb to the Top?

Name: Damn, Did That Hearing-Impaired Green Tea Climb to the Top?
Author: Idle Guest G

靠，那个听障绿茶上位了？

by Idle Guest G (闲客G)

Status: Completed
Length: 262k Words
Genre: Two Male Leads
Updated: 9mo ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

Please read the blurb carefully and only continue if it suits you.

[Two Male Leads + 1v1, Both Pure, HE + Mature Men + Sweet Romance of Mutual Seduction] [Lacking a Sense of Security VS Overwhelming Need for Control] [Hard-of-Hearing Man with a Dark Side] [Cool and Contrasting Uke] [Attack Doted On by the Uke] [Possessiveness]

Xu Jianshen’s favorite thing is to take off his hearing aids at the height of passion and leave the self-possessed, steady Lu Yingbai utterly undone. It’s his revenge for the way Lu casually reeled him in, then abruptly let him go. And one advantage of a mature man is that he doesn’t just know how to provoke, he knows how to teach and offer hands-on instruction.

“I can’t change reality. Fate made me grow up here. Heavy snow buried my high spirits, and bitter hardship kept me wide awake night after night. The two thousand yuan tuition fee meant a whole winter and spring of hauling corn stalks at eighty cents a jin. Honesty and integrity can’t save our lives, and giving in out of weakness won’t bring us peace. I’m not being vain. Two hundred and thirty-eight tunnels, four hours crossing karst terrain and mountain roads, five hundred yuan. I gave up everything I had.”

“I didn’t close my eyes for those twenty hours and fourteen thousand kilometers. Of course I know, I understand, I’m well aware: to you, they’re just a stack of papers you casually tossed out of the car. Only Lu Yingbai would feel sorry for me over this.”

1. The leads properly meet in Chapter Four. It’s a slow-burn romance and a sweet, no-brainer read.

2. The attack is not bad in bed. It depends on who wants to be in control.

3. Every plot choice is just the author following a whim. No one is being targeted, so please decide for yourself whether to read.

The author isn’t much of a writer, so please go easy on me.

Stats

123Chapters

3.5kReads · 30 days

74.8kReads · all time

550Shelf adds, last 14 days

8.9Score

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Five stars for the author with their smooth writing style and the adorable couple; their mutual pampering seems like a good read. I really liked the author's other book, "Over the Top," and I didn't expect him to have a cameo in this one. I wish there were more cameos!
74 likes10mo ago
The writing is excellent. Shen Shen is such an adorable character, and Lu Yingbai dotes on him a lot. But his family background is truly a dark and painful one. Although Shen Shen is doing well now, I still feel sorry for his past and his scars. This Shen Shen is getting more and more pampered; Mr. Lu, you really know how to take care of people.
31 likes9mo ago
Chew, chew, chew, you know, this book by Xianke G is so good! (*ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)ꕤ*.ﾟ Suitable for those who like to dominate, hehe 😁😁😁 Shen Shen is practically a cat! Such an adorable cat-like seme!!! Looking forward to the extra chapters! ✌︎' ֊' So sweet! 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
28 likes9mo ago
Anyone want to discuss their thoughts after reading this?! I'm a newbie to this author and I really want to say something! The synopsis is absolutely captivating, both the main characters are incredibly charming. I even checked out the author's earlier works and "Over the Top" a few days ago, and wow, the writing style has improved so much!
28 likes10mo ago
It's so good! The insecure Xiao Xu is perfect for the possessive Lu Ge. One of them lacks love while the other grew up in love. Lu Ge can also raise Xiao Xu with love! Even if Xu's identity is exposed, it seems like it won't matter. Given Lu's feelings for him, he'll probably feel sorry for him and be even more possessive. Lu is probably waiting for Xu to confess his dependence on him.
18 likes10mo ago
It's finally finished! Overall, the story is still in the author's usual style. I still really enjoy the cute seme being pampered by the strong uke. However, the logic and writing style still need some work. Looking forward to the author's next book! Just ignore the side stories. Although Jinshu makes a cameo appearance, the side stories really change my taste, which explains why some comments say Ning is the bottom.
16 likes8mo ago
It's so good, I love it! The emotions are so delicate. I'm so glad I don't have to work tomorrow, otherwise I wouldn't be able to get up. It's so seductive, I can't stop reading. The bottom has amazing boyfriend power, and the top loves to be cute and affectionate. They're both strong and capable, it's so satisfying to read! 🥰
15 likes10mo ago
I'm here to support you! (Chewing) Every book you write, Boss, perfectly captures my every whim; it's like royalty! This one's setting is amazing too, hahaha (chewing) How can food be so delicious?! 😋😋😋 Boss, update soon, hehehehe! (Chewing) Delicious! A state banquet! Boss (chewing) This book is (chewing) a delicacy!
11 likes11mo ago
It's super good! I don't usually like slow-burn romance stories, but this one had a touch of eroticism, which really drew me in. The two characters are so adorable! The author's writing was very touching; the uke is practically an angel! (PS: Only for the seme). I started following this story after reading Bai Zong's, and I feel the author's writing is exceptionally good. I hope the author continues to write new works! Support! Support! ଘ(੭ˊᵕˋ)੭*
10 likes8mo ago
The whole book made me truly feel that the uke genuinely loves the seme, not just with words. The uke's doting affection for the seme is boundless. In fact, when the uke's younger brother set fire to try and hurt the seme, I thought the uke would definitely side with his brother, but he didn't. This is what I like most about the book.
10 likes9mo ago