A Ranking: The Commoner Zhu Chongba Pays His Respects to the Yongle Emperor!

[Sky screen + historical rankings + lighthearted] A mysterious sky screen appears throughout every dynasty, and from the start it begins listing all kinds of unofficial history? Kangxi: “What!? My father was actually Hong Chengchou?” Zhu Yuanzhang: “I, commoner Zhu Chongba, together with my wife Ma Shi and my son Zhu Biao, pay our respects to the Ming Chengzu!” Liu Bilie: “I don’t even know what my own surname is!” A ranking of the ten greatest emperors? With no limit on their strengths or weaknesses? Now that’s easy... When Zhao Kuangyin sees Wanyan Gou’s outrageous antics, he’s so furious that the Great Song has been reduced to half its territory that he spits up three pints of blood. When Li Shimin sees Wu Zhao ascend the throne as emperor, losing a million square miles of Great Tang territory, his vision goes black and he nearly faints. When Cao Cao sees the realm fall to the Three Kingdoms and Cao Mao get stabbed to death in the street, his eyes nearly pop out of his head, and he almost checks out early.