My Family Said Taking a Wife Would Make Me Stronger, but They Didn't Say She'd Be a True Immortal

[The rating will rise once it’s out. A family full of big shots all putting on a show × a protagonist whose fixed worldview fuels wild speculation × behind-the-scenes manipulation at its most satisfying] Lin Xiaofan transmigrates as a rich young master in Qingshi Town. He vows to live an easy life and lie flat in peace. At his eighteenth birthday banquet, his kindly grandfather hands him a book as thick as a brick, titled The Marriage Register: “Grandson, these are the engagements arranged for you when you were little. There are ninety-nine and a half of them.” Lin Xiaofan looks at the names in the register, ranging from wealthy merchants’ daughters to reclusive holy maidens, and feels his vision go dark. “Grandpa, aren’t we just an ordinary merchant family?!” What he doesn’t know is this: His entire family has awakened their Systems, and every one of them is a big shot. His grandfather is a mighty cultivator at the Tribulation Transcendence stage. He has no idea that his father, who’s always complaining that “business is tough,” commands the continent’s most powerful underworld organization; that his mother, who’s always talking about “rice, oil, salt, and vinegar,” was once a miraculous healer who could bring the dead back to life and restore the flesh to bare bones; or that the clumsy maid who keeps knocking over the tea things is a demon princess with her cultivation sealed. “Fan’er, remember to be humble when you’re out and about. Our Lin family has always treated people kindly.” “I understand, Grandson... But why did that senior sword cultivator we just passed kneel and bow three times to our backyard before leaving?” “Huh?? Maybe there’s something wrong with his head...” As various factions are thrown into turmoil one after another because of that “ordinary young master of the Lin family,” Lin Xiaofan hugs his little teapot close and gazes up at the starry sky in bewilderment. “So... I really am just a little luckier than most, right?!”