[Divine Doctor + System + Sharp Tongue + Anti-Trope + No Goody-Two-Shoes + Wish Fulfillment]
“Doctor, I’ve got a tumor in my throat!”
“You’re not sick. You’re just bored. Go to the supermarket on your left, buy three bitter melons, and eat them raw. If your throat’s still blocked afterward, I’ll swallow my signboard.”
“Doctor, my gout is killing me! Hurry up and give me a painkiller shot!”
“Shut up. Go chew on watermelon rind, and only eat the white part. If you don’t want your leg amputated, do as I say. If you want to feel good, there’s a foot massage place on your right.”
Wang Minyu is bound to the “Emotion Harvesting System.” Whenever he makes a patient “extremely miserable” and then cures them, he earns massive rewards.
Other doctors treat patients like gods. He treats them like crops to be harvested.
His motto: He’ll cure your illness, but first he has to make you mad enough to see stars.
When faced with the awful parents who abandoned him for eighteen years and have now returned to ask for his bone marrow to save their younger son:
“Minyu, blood is thicker than water. You have to save your brother!”
Wang Minyu smiled faintly as the silver needle in his hand flashed. “Don’t worry. You both look like you’re in for a run of bad luck. Let me treat that shamelessness first. This needle is called ‘Clear Your Head.’ It’ll hurt a little, so bear with it.”
The needle went in. His biological father screamed, and his biological mother begged for mercy.
From then on, Renxin Pharmacy had a strange doctor on staff.
Patients cursed him out in a rage, yet still had no choice but to line up and pay him: “This doctor’s mouth is vicious, but he really does cure you fast!”
I've read 27 chapters, and it's really interesting. Some of the methods for treating illnesses are quite bizarre, but also incredibly effective. For example, an office programmer was chronically constipated, so our protagonist, who's also a doctor, had him do a handstand. I initially thought it was a hoax, but after checking with doctors online, I found out it actually works.
Excellent! The plot is well-designed, and it's clear the author has a deep understanding of traditional Chinese medicine. It's refreshing and enjoyable, much like watching the TV series "The Divine Doctor Xi Lai Le." Definitely worth watching.
Looks good, not bad, it's quite impressive for putting those who disagree to shame.
Yes, this book is interesting and worth reading. 👍
Very good, very good, you have potential, keep it up, author!
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Great book! Worth reading! Thumbs up!
Why is the rating so low? Overall, it's still a very good read!
Give the protagonist a "machine gun" personality, shooting straight at you.
That self-taught doctor is amazing! I wish I had a system like that.