Siheyuan: From the Start, I Have an Arsenal, and Old Li Calls Me Dad

[Transmigrate to a past era + feel-good war-of-resistance story + siheyuan courtyard + ruthless and decisive + no goody-two-shoes]

I wake from a nap to find myself back in 1937, with artillery thundering all around!

It’s hell mode from the start: Li Yunlong’s unit is surrounded by Japanese troops and on the verge of destruction!

Just then, a mysterious System awakens, opening the doors of an arsenal that spans time and space!

“Old Li, stop using that junk machine gun. Try this Gatling gun that spits blue fire!”

“What? The Sakata Regiment is acting all high and mighty? I’ll just pull out a thermobaric bomb and send them flying, dirt and all!”

On the battlefield, I’m the “human weapon” that makes the Japanese tremble at the sound of my name. With a snap of my fingers, their ships and guns vanish in smoke!

Back in the siheyuan courtyard, I face the schemes of the whole pack of scoundrels.

Jia Zhangshi wants to shake me down? I’ll show her what it means to learn the hard way!

Xu Damao dares to spread nasty rumors? One kick sends him flying and teaches him why flowers are so red!

When faced with Chen Xueru’s irresistible charm, I smile faintly. “Your lipstick looks lovely today, but I’d rather taste it.”

When Li Yunlong offers me a Japanese female prisoner, I shake my head. “Old Li, you can’t just give her away... You’ll have to pay extra!”

Whoever dares invade China, no matter how far away, will be killed! Whoever messes with the protagonist will get fleeced in return!

This is the story of a man living life to the fullest in the worst of times!