I Made the War Goddess Cry, Then Made Her a Major Shareholder

I, Wang Teng, transmigrated into the body of a rebel chief’s foolish son. From the start, I was trapped in a besieged city by the imperial court’s top female war god. The city was out of food, the soldiers had no will to fight, and my father even wanted to lead the entire family to die for the country!

“My son, follow your father out to fight! Even if we die, we’ll die with honor!” Seeing my dad’s foolish, ready-to-die expression, I slapped him across the face and knocked him out, shouting, “You idiot! What honor is there in dying?!” The whole scene fell silent!

The next second, I opened the city gates myself and presented the female general outside, known as the “Rakshasa,” with my father’s head (a model). “General, here is the rebel leader’s head! I’m willing to surrender. I only ask you to spare my life!”

The female general and her hundred thousand troops were dumbfounded! Was this rebel’s son... here to make them laugh?!

As they let down their guard and entered the city, I detonated the tunnels and homemade explosives I’d planted in advance. “Do you understand the art of street fighting?” The enemy troops were blown into chaos, crying for their mothers and fathers!

The female general trembled with rage and raised her spear to kill me, but I pulled out Corporate Management and Equity Incentives and shouted, “General! Starting a company is better than fighting! This city is the original stock, and every soldier is a shareholder. Once we take it, everyone gets a share of the profits!” The general’s eyes widened, and she could barely hold on to her spear!

I harassed her until she couldn’t sleep with guerrilla tactics, turned her deputy general with modern marketing, and reinforced the city walls in just three days with homemade cement! In the end, I forced her to sit down and negotiate. I crossed my legs and said, “General, you have an extraordinary bearing. Why not... join me in toppling this rotten dynasty?”