Siheyuan: The Idiotic System Insists I'm in a Demon Sect!

Lin Yang transmigrates into the world of The Courtyard Is Full of Beasts, but the System insists that this is a world of immortal cultivation. In the System's eyes, Courtyard No. 95 has become the greatest demonic sect in the cultivation world, and the System's whole worldview has gone completely off the rails.

[Warning! You have entered the number one demonic sect in the immortal realm!]

[The Demonic Venerable of Morality, Yi Zhonghai, is scanning you with his divine sense!]

[The White Lotus Demon Lord, Qin Huairu, has locked onto you with her karmic threads!]

[The Five Poisons Holy Son, Bang Geng, is about to use his Hand-in-the-Bag technique on you!]

Lin Yang watches the “demon lords” bickering over half a steamed bun and falls silent.

The System continues to blare warnings: [Host, run! You won't survive twenty-four hours in this demon's lair!]

So when Yi Zhonghai comes by to check on him...

System: [The Demon Venerable is at your door! This is a certain-death situation! Get down on your knees and beg for mercy!]

Lin Yang smiles politely. “First Master, I haven't been paid yet. Could you lend me a little money first?”

System: ???

When Qin Huairu comes by in tears...

System: [The White Lotus Demon Lord is about to unleash her ultimate charm! Give her your grain coupons, now!]

Lin Yang: “Sister Qin, I've run out of money again. You'll have to help me out.”

System: ????

Watching the System reward him with cultivation techniques, divine abilities, immortal pills, spiritual medicines, spirit stones, and immortal crystals every time he interacts with the beasts...

Lin Yang finally understands: the secret to cultivating immortality in the “demonic sect” is to put this bunch of beasts firmly in their place.