A Three-Thousand-Yuan Salary as Cannon Fodder, with a Magical Girl for a Girlfriend

[Urban fantasy] [Everyday romance] [Subverting expectations] [One heroine] [Lighthearted comedy] **When working as a combatant for an evil organization becomes a nine-to-five job with full benefits, the whole world goes haywire.** I’m Lin En, code name D-527, a low-level grunt in the Black Moon Organization. No System, no divine powers, just a maxed-out copy of The Grunt’s Survival Handbook and a measly salary of 3,000 yuan a month. **But my biggest crisis isn’t world peace. It’s the woman in my bed!** The “Starlight Destroyer,” who just smashed a Gundam with one punch, practices both physical and magical combat, and loves going all-out with brutal attacks, is actually my adorably airheaded girlfriend, Su Tang, who can’t even open a bottle cap and only knows how to act cute when she gets home?! My girlfriend beats me up at work, and I put her to bed after work. To protect our love (and my meager paycheck), I’ve mastered god-tier acting skills: I drop to my knees in a spectacular slide 0.1 seconds before a finishing move lands; I ride an explosion’s shockwave to “spiral into the sky” just to rush to the supermarket for discounted eggs; And even at the heart of a battlefield overrun by monsters, I can calmly text her back: “Honey, I’m working overtime. I’ll be home soon.” **Until the day the whole internet was stunned!** The “mysterious grunt emperor,” who tanked a nuclear blast just to keep his girlfriend’s hair from getting messed up, actually rules both the forces of good and evil?!