I Chop Wood with an Immortal Sword and Water Flowers with a Spirit Spring, and I Broke the Otherworld

[Transmigration] [Another World] [Shopkeeping] [Invincible] [Cautious] [Immortal Emperor] Are you kidding me? I’m a dignified Immortal Emperor who’s lived for billions of years and fought my way through the Immortal Realm. I finally make it to another world, hoping to take it easy in retirement, and you natives are even more dramatic than people in the Immortal Realm? You’re fighting over a broken rock I use to prop up my table, calling it the “Heart of the Stars” and offering ten thousand gold coins? You treat the Purifying Pills I snack on as divine medicine, and they cure the princess’s incurable disease? The pill dregs I casually toss into the trash become a “divine formula” in your hands, capable of revolutionizing alchemy? Even the battered axe I use to chop firewood makes the Dwarf King drop to his knees, weeping and calling me the “God of Forging”! Please, all I really want is to be an utterly ordinary general-store owner! I frown, and you imagine I’m unleashing divine punishment. I take a nap, and you say I’m roaming the void in spirit! The powerful figures across the continent, from kings to dragons, all treat me like their savior. Every one of them has an even wilder imagination than the last! Hey, hey, stop worshipping me! If you keep it up, you’ll conjure the Will of Heaven for this world through sheer devotion! Fine, you won’t leave me in peace? You masterminds in the shadows, stop hiding. I know you’re watching! You’re trying to force me out of retirement? Then I’ll just have to become a god against my will and turn your entire Divine Realm upside down!