You Asked Me to Sell Products, So Why Did I Get the SWAT Team Involved?

The interrogation room was tense. A police officer slapped the evidence on the table. “Xu Yi, come clean! Where did you get this?” Xu Yi looked at the old undershirt on the table, yellowed from washing, with its collar stretched out. He put on an innocent expression. “Officer, it’s just an unsold cotton undershirt from my warehouse. 9.9 yuan with free shipping, the kind you buy from a street stall.” “A street-stall item?” The officer laughed in disbelief, pointing at the solid steel pipe bent at a right angle and the broken dagger beside it. “You call this a cotton undershirt? It can withstand a solid steel pipe! Even a bulletproof vest isn’t this tough. This is clearly a piece of tactical exoskeleton armor!” “And these slippers! The suspect climbed an eighty-story building in them with his bare hands. The arrest team couldn’t even catch up!” “And what the hell is this fishing rod? How did it haul up a submarine?!” Xu Yi spread his hands helplessly. “Officer, I’m really just a legitimate livestream shopping host. We have to believe in science...” Just then, the door swung open and a big shot rushed in anxiously. “Have you finished questioning him? The front line urgently needs this batch of ‘old undershirts.’ Tell him to put up the product link right away!”